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Nerd's the Word
#Dumbledore is so done with your shit
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wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
WHAT
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
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Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
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shout out to people who write answers in the text books
THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
AW HELL NO!
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Veronica Roth, Insurgent
Submitted by live-the-big-adventure.
This quote is also very relevant to Harry and Dumbeldore in Deathly Hallows.
Very true!
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#this episode was truly one of the greatest things in television history
I just love the look on Sam’s face. He doesn’t know what to feel. Happy, scared, angry. So in the end, he settles with ‘wtf the alien fake Ruby just kissed me omgomgomgomgomgomg’
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WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.
*scrolls*
But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.
if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50
My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison
I
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it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
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can finnick not die in the movie
as much as I don’t like the movies being a lot different from the book, I think I would be okay with this.
Peter gained a leg, i’m sure Finnick can gain a life
who the fuck is peter
the world may never know
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if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
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sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:
LMFAO I AM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA. STEVE NEEDS TO GET A GRIP.
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why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard
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